“objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz” is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it’s so great when there’s an absurdly hot person who’s just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you’re so sucks.
this is my grossest opinion and I’ll probably lose some of you so good bye forever but I think picking your nose should be considered acceptable behavior. I think there should be RULES of course I’m not a beast but I think we should stop lying to ourselves that our little ape fingers aren’t perfectly designed to get those guys outta there fast and easy. why are we all playing a big game of pretend with each other.
So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
